Taylor Tuesday

Something's been nagging at me for a while concerning Taylor Hicks. It's a subject which clearly annoys him whenever it's mentioned, but I feel something must be said. Let's stop speaking of it in hushed tones, in darkened chat rooms and bring it out into the light for discussion. (deep breath) It's his hair.

I don't care that it's gray. In fact, Taylor's hair is such a beautiful shade of gray that it shimmers silvery under the lights. It's lovely. It makes you want to slide your fingers through it and...um...what? What were we talking about? Oh right, his hair.

I get the impression he simply doesn't want to be bothered with some kind of a trendy style. But whenever Taylor is left to his own devices, he falls back on that little boy haircut with bangs:

My favorite photos of the T-man show him sporting a bit of product just right there in the front:

Yowza!

Of course, since Taylor's an impatient kinda guy, I'm afraid if he attempted it himself, it would probably look like this:

So here's what I'm thinking. Taylor needs to add a stylist to his entourage for the next tour. And since it was my idea, I think it should be me. ;)

*Editor's note: The original title for this piece was "Banging Taylor Hicks", but the moderator of this blog (me) noticed the author (again, me) had difficultly concentrating on the body...of...uh...what? Something about bangs. Oh, right, "Banging Taylor Hicks." I mean like this:

Keep it clean, people!