Taylor Tuesday

A NEW RUMOR

I'm in the mood to start a rumor. It seems to be all the rage these days. My facts cannot be backed up, I have no inside information and I don't really want to waste my time digging into matters that are none of my business. But I can play around with photos, so let's do it!

Is Taylor Hicks putting out an exercise video? Word on the street is that Taylor's been behind closed doors filming a new work-out routine. My fake sources tell me that the video includes:

Leg lifts:



Crunches:

And Jumping Jacks:


And of course it's all set to Taylor's favorite music. Oddly enough, during "The Runaround" the viewer is cautioned not to imitate Taylor's trademark spin as he owns the rights to this particular move. If you brazenly do it anyway, you are required to pay him a residual. It's suggested instead that you simply...well, run around.

These same fake sources leaked a promotional photo:


(Must be one of those supersized videos)

Well, he said it a thousand times: "I call it High Impact Soul Aerobics." Who knew he was being literal?