The company Christmas party was this past weekend. I was looking forward to it because I have a pair of awesome shoes that rarely get out. (That's right- my social life revolves around which shoes I'm anxious to wear.) The opportunity to play dress-up was exciting but I also heard a rumor that Jeff Foxworthy was going to be there!
I have a little black dress that I usually try on before events such as this and wear for about half an hour before I lose the nerve to actually leave the apartment in it. I know from experience that "dangerous" outfits always look better in the privacy of my own home than they do when I'm walking across a room full by people. It's like a fashion magic trick. "Hey, not bad!" I think, when I'm looking at myself in the bedroom mirror. But once I get out in public, the dress becomes too short, too tight and too revealing for any self-respecting woman to wear.
I took off the fabulous dress and put on something safe: pants and a nice top. The ensemble may have been a bit on the boring side but I reminded myself that my awesome shoes would save the day. I just had to make sure everyone noticed them. Not to worry, I have a subtle little trick I've perfected over the years. I bring one foot up about waist high, point and say, "Look at my shoe!!" Works every time.
There was a cocktail hour, followed by a delicious meal. By that time enough wine had been served to prime us for the next phase of the party: live music and dancing. Woo-hoo!
Steve is thinking, "They're doing it wrong." |
Is that Jeff Foxworthy on the left?? OMG!! |
And they're still dancing... |
The band didn't want to see my shoes. |
Awesome, right?
Sounds like a good time was had by all! Love your sparkly shoes!
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I hope you and Greg were dancin' up a storm in those party shoes!! Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny! With cold Canada weather, you all dressed like it was summer... sleveless tops? holy cow! I was expecting the high turtle neck sweaters! "nice shoes" Greg! Oh, and yours are nice too... ;o) From cold NE friend
ReplyDeleteI was super bundled up for the walk and train ride over. I'm always hot these days and never wear long sleeves indoors. Turtle necks would suffocate me. I wish I could wear them, though. It would hide my turkey neck and fat arms. lol
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