Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Taylor Tuesday

A NEW RUMOR

I'm in the mood to start a rumor. It seems to be all the rage these days. My facts cannot be backed up, I have no inside information and I don't really want to waste my time digging into matters that are none of my business. But I can play around with photos, so let's do it!

Is Taylor Hicks putting out an exercise video? Word on the street is that Taylor's been behind closed doors filming a new work-out routine. My fake sources tell me that the video includes:

Leg lifts:



Crunches:



And Jumping Jacks:


And of course it's all set to Taylor's favorite music. Oddly enough, during "The Runaround" the viewer is cautioned not to imitate Taylor's trademark spin as he owns the rights to this particular move. If you brazenly do it anyway, you are required to pay him a residual. It's suggested instead that you simply...well, run around.

These same fake sources leaked a promotional photo:


(Must be one of those supersized videos)

Well, he said it a thousand times: "I call it High Impact Soul Aerobics." Who knew he was being literal?

6 comments:

Soul Reporter said...

I can't tell you what I'm thinking.

caryl said...

Hmm...I can guess!

myspencer50 said...

This is great! I love the pictures you used, they are perfect! I wonder if I can lose 25 lbs. using Taylor's methods?

Melanie said...
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Kenzie said...

Does he make house calls? Personal Trainer maybe? And I wonder how those push-ups work? Do we... nevermind. I agree with what SR said. lol

Caryl you are a riot!

tif said...

I wanna know what Soul Reporter was thinking? ;) wink, wink..

Great job, Caryl. I love reading your blog!